guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via satan-wanted)

qatu:

i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF

(via chickenmcnaegits)

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

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distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

(via caideigan)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via pianistcaliborn)

favour1te:

rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

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(via karcuddles)

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

(via helpimanauthor)

mondegreener:

sometimes i start typing a post and then i think “shut the fuck up” and cancel it

(via chickenmcnaegits)

dommibear:

wealldraw:

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shark smooch comic

MY FAVORITE POST IS BACK

(via oxaro)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via feferipixies)

chakrabot:

harblkun:

hookteeth:

beltaguise:

Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

I have a dire need for this.

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I tried

omg it’s so cute

(via beartier)

takaratime:

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i asked who you guys shipped equius with and “marshmallowbeam answered: Feferi, in every quadrant.” AND I IMAGINED KISMESIS AND I JUST

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